Somewhere on BIG water. 1897.
Let it be known to all, that I, Frank Rudd Bybee, the writer
of The Journal of Rudd, have thrown this other fellow, Jack, overboard. An' that he be now shark-food, jus’ as Bart say.
For I have now assumed control of this er… blog thingy. My
Journal continues. Writers need to write. I ain’t writing. I ain’t also not a
writer. I jus' keep a record of how I be caught and thrown on board this tub. That
bastard's name be Kelly… Blunko Kelly. Well, it be me sketches as well. I like
sketching. These be my sketches. Come back sometime soon. Right now, we be
heading for someplace called Chile.
Valpariso, Chile. So Bart say.
Bart he say, he can’t find Rippens. Everyone on ship to search for
Rippens. Black and white, and furry – with long black tail. I see Bart’s eyes
twinkle. He not be human. Rippens, he be a cat. Rippens is the ship’s cat! Soon, he
become my friend.
An’ who is not my friend no more. Ha. Who is not?! No more
silly writer stuff. For I now be a man, after
I run away from the farm in Ioway and Pa’s whipping. I am now a man – I be 17
years old. Cheeze! That be old.
Come back to read me blog soon.
Come back to read me blog soon.
--FRB.
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